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Cassus
Posts : 53 Join date : 2009-08-14
| Subject: Impossible Challenge Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:00 am | |
| This is an odd little forum game. The goal is simple: come up with something completely impossible. It's loosely inspired by a certain shinobi's comment about "looking left and right at the same time." Essentially, in your post you do two things: describe how the previous poster's challenge could be completed and pose a challenge of your own. For instance:
Post A: Challenge-- Look left and right at the same time. Post B: I use a clone justsu. The clone looks left; I look right. Challenge-- use a ninjutsu technique without any chakra.
So, I'll start it off.
Challenge-- Teach an unborn child a jutsu. | |
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Doom Kitty Admin
Posts : 203 Join date : 2009-05-11 Age : 38 Location : The shadow right behind you >:D
| Subject: Re: Impossible Challenge Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:43 am | |
| Solution: Use a jutsu to telepathically imprint the knowledge into the unborn child's forming mind.
Challenge: Stab yourself with a marshmallow. | |
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Cassus
Posts : 53 Join date : 2009-08-14
| Subject: Re: Impossible Challenge Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:27 am | |
| Solution: Use Suiton jutsu to harden the marshmallow into a cutting implement, then stab yourself. Then stab Doom Kitty.
Challenge: Win a tournament before it's even announced. | |
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Osaru Admin
Posts : 270 Join date : 2009-06-29 Age : 29 Location : Side of a Dirt Hill, NV
Character sheet Chakra Reserve: (3000/3000) Ryou: 200 Affiliation: Seven Deadly Sins
| Subject: Re: Impossible Challenge Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:08 pm | |
| Solution: Who said theres a tournament? Challenge: Lose a tournament before its even annocued(and not be named Doom Kitty ) | |
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pioneercadet Admin
Posts : 176 Join date : 2009-06-24 Age : 32
Character sheet Chakra Reserve: (2800/2800) Ryou: 200 Affiliation: Seven Deadly Sins
| Subject: Re: Impossible Challenge Mon Sep 07, 2009 11:16 am | |
| Solution: Gurantee you lose by creating a character that is so underpowered it could never win (unless you are named Osaru ). Challenge: Fight something you can not see (being a Hyuga or a Uchiha who can "see" does not count). | |
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Cassus
Posts : 53 Join date : 2009-08-14
| Subject: Re: Impossible Challenge Mon Sep 07, 2009 12:04 pm | |
| Solution: Use one of Wrath's Katon techniques to burn every freaking thing within two hundred miles.
Challenge: Without inventing a new technique, use a jutsu to affect something on the opposite side of the planet from where the user is. Kuchiyose does not count. | |
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Osaru Admin
Posts : 270 Join date : 2009-06-29 Age : 29 Location : Side of a Dirt Hill, NV
Character sheet Chakra Reserve: (3000/3000) Ryou: 200 Affiliation: Seven Deadly Sins
| Subject: Re: Impossible Challenge Tue Sep 08, 2009 9:35 am | |
| Solution: Use a Sxy Jutsu in the middle of nowhere, hope some alien is watching you, and well you know how it goes from there... XD
Challenge: Win a challenge before its even annouced(and not be OPed)! | |
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Cassus
Posts : 53 Join date : 2009-08-14
| Subject: Re: Impossible Challenge Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:40 am | |
| That's... very creative. XD
Solution: be the only member of the forums where the challenge will be announced.
Challenge: Stop all time. Do it for exactly five minutes. | |
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Doom Kitty Admin
Posts : 203 Join date : 2009-05-11 Age : 38 Location : The shadow right behind you >:D
| Subject: Re: Impossible Challenge Thu Sep 10, 2009 6:54 am | |
| Solution: Stop all time, move every clock ahead five minutes, restart time, and tell everyone you did it.
Challenge: Get blood out of a rock. | |
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Osaru Admin
Posts : 270 Join date : 2009-06-29 Age : 29 Location : Side of a Dirt Hill, NV
Character sheet Chakra Reserve: (3000/3000) Ryou: 200 Affiliation: Seven Deadly Sins
| Subject: Re: Impossible Challenge Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:39 am | |
| Solution: get the rock out of the blood XD
Challenge: help Osaru think of a Challenge
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Cassus
Posts : 53 Join date : 2009-08-14
| Subject: Re: Impossible Challenge Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:48 am | |
| Alternate Solution to previous: wash the rock with soap and water
Solution: Tell Osaru to read this thread and think about what he's reading.
Challenge: Do something impossible. | |
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pioneercadet Admin
Posts : 176 Join date : 2009-06-24 Age : 32
Character sheet Chakra Reserve: (2800/2800) Ryou: 200 Affiliation: Seven Deadly Sins
| Subject: Re: Impossible Challenge Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:04 pm | |
| Solution: teach a college student to get into bed before midnight (trust me this is impossible if they do not already go to bed at that time... i have tried to teach my roomie to go to bed and he just has to get in at 2 every morning... ) Challenge: Not laugh when you see someone scrambling to write a paper 5 minutes before class starts. (I know this is not a ninja art but I guess hiding emotions is important) | |
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Cassus
Posts : 53 Join date : 2009-08-14
| Subject: Re: Impossible Challenge Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:22 pm | |
| Solution: Use the Keibatsu Kekkei Genkai to make everyone else laugh instead.
Challenge: Graduate college after five total years. Of life. | |
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Doom Kitty Admin
Posts : 203 Join date : 2009-05-11 Age : 38 Location : The shadow right behind you >:D
| Subject: Re: Impossible Challenge Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:28 am | |
| Solution: Make the year five times longer by changing the calendars.
Challenge: Die before being alive. | |
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Osaru Admin
Posts : 270 Join date : 2009-06-29 Age : 29 Location : Side of a Dirt Hill, NV
Character sheet Chakra Reserve: (3000/3000) Ryou: 200 Affiliation: Seven Deadly Sins
| Subject: Re: Impossible Challenge Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:26 am | |
| Solution: This may be wrong(and slightly offensive), but 'being aborted'
Challenge: Live before being dead.
Yeah, beat that Challenge o.O | |
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Cassus
Posts : 53 Join date : 2009-08-14
| Subject: Re: Impossible Challenge Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:26 am | |
| Solution: Don't touch the Necronomicon.
Challenge: Ban the root admin. | |
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Doom Kitty Admin
Posts : 203 Join date : 2009-05-11 Age : 38 Location : The shadow right behind you >:D
| Subject: Re: Impossible Challenge Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:41 am | |
| Technically you are alive from the moment of conception so... Anyone else got a solution? | |
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Osaru Admin
Posts : 270 Join date : 2009-06-29 Age : 29 Location : Side of a Dirt Hill, NV
Character sheet Chakra Reserve: (3000/3000) Ryou: 200 Affiliation: Seven Deadly Sins
| Subject: Re: Impossible Challenge Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:39 pm | |
| - Cassus wrote:
- Solution: Don't touch the Necronomicon.
Cthulu? Nice... <~~ he, representing me, approves ^^ EDIT: I can Ban DK right now if i want, but i wont cuz he hasnt pissed me off yet, and im too ncie to do that(unless he SERIOUSLY pisses me off, but thats kidna hard lol) | |
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Cassus
Posts : 53 Join date : 2009-08-14
| Subject: Re: Impossible Challenge Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:00 pm | |
| Can you? I'm used to Proboards-- the forum creator can't be banned there. Eh.
An alternate... Solution: install an AI program on a desktop. Cut the power to the desktop; it dies. Then make the AI self-aware; it's alive! Does that work?
Challenge: Find the dirt hill with WiFi that Osaru's using. | |
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Osaru Admin
Posts : 270 Join date : 2009-06-29 Age : 29 Location : Side of a Dirt Hill, NV
Character sheet Chakra Reserve: (3000/3000) Ryou: 200 Affiliation: Seven Deadly Sins
| Subject: Re: Impossible Challenge Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:27 am | |
| Solution: have Osaru look outside and tell you its in Nevada XD
Challenge: get OSaru off the dirt hill with WiFi he lives on >.> | |
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Doom Kitty Admin
Posts : 203 Join date : 2009-05-11 Age : 38 Location : The shadow right behind you >:D
| Subject: Re: Impossible Challenge Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:53 am | |
| Solution: Set up interference to disable the WiFi and make sure the only other WiFi is several miles away XD
Challenge: Cheat on a cheat proof system. | |
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Cassus
Posts : 53 Join date : 2009-08-14
| Subject: Re: Impossible Challenge Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:31 pm | |
| Solution: Get a spouse. Seduce someone else. Cheat on your spouse with the other person on top of a cheat-proof system.
Challenge: Post in two threads NOT in the Etc section. | |
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Osaru Admin
Posts : 270 Join date : 2009-06-29 Age : 29 Location : Side of a Dirt Hill, NV
Character sheet Chakra Reserve: (3000/3000) Ryou: 200 Affiliation: Seven Deadly Sins
| Subject: Re: Impossible Challenge Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:04 pm | |
| Solution: GET ACTIVE DAMMIT!
Challenge: Follow my previous statement(the solution) | |
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